iMom Robot

Should I be tasked to create a new robotic invention for a company, I would have to create the iMom.

The iMom would have the following capabilities:

Should I be tasked to create a new robotic invention for a company, I would create the iMom.

The iMom would have the following capabilities:

• Change a poopy diaper without fliching at the smell - regardless of what the baby had eaten the night before


• Pick up all soiled clothing and instantly launder it in time to make it on the back of the child that just realized it is red shirt day - 5 minutes before the bus arrives


• Prepare individual meals for each person in the home as if the dinner table was a table in a diner


• Bathe one child while reading a story to another and preparing hot chocolate for a third


• Utter the phrase "Just wait until your father gets home!" in 12 different languages using the child's first, middle and last name for only the most henious of infractions


• Proactively catch any flying object in the home before it hits ceramic or glass


• Have the ability to predictively know where the other shoe is for each child based on the child's habits and past

The iMom would stand at approximately 5'6, wear a size 12 comfortably 3 weeks out of the month and a size 14 the other week. She would have hair that could easily be styled by her children during dress up games before reverting back to the look of the day. She would also have eyes in the back of her head to be able to always say "I see what you're doing". The iMom would also perform all grocery shopping, class trips, household errands all while assisting the children with school projects that are being completed at the last minute.
The iMom retails for the low, low price of $1995.00 in addition to unconditional love, appreciation and devotion.