another contest entry- a fun one

It started about a month ago in the bathroom. I was cleaning when I realized my hairy legs could be seen. You have probably had that experience before. I felt hippy-like, and I knew that soon I would have to start braiding the hair . I was a little worried about dating. But then, all of the sudden, I saw spinsterhood coming right towards me!! I remembered what cowboy’s wife had told me. It was very important to shave and not smell. Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to look purrrrrrrty. So you see, I really was imagining things , and I decided I just had to get over myself.

The End.