The Reality of a Brat

Ten Best Things to Say If You are Caught Sleeping At Your
Desk:

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You
probably got here just in time.”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who
practice Yoga?”

4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem”

3. “The coffee machine is broken.”

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”

AND THE! NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT
SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

1. “….in the name of God, Amen.”

Filed under: work on September 15th, 2007